Ow my brain hurts

To quote Fred Upton of Michigan talking about the daylight savings time proposal to extend it a month; "Kids across the nation will rejoice with the extended daylight on Halloween night that will allow for an additional hour of trick-or-treating." OWWW, that mkes my brain hurt like hell. This guy is obviously retarded and doesn't know shit about anything. Here are a couple of reasons why this guy is as intelligent as Alex talking to a girl.

1. Kids like to trick or treat in the dark.
2. I have an idea if you want another hour of daylight for trick or treating, START AN HOUR EARLIER. Now there's an idea.
3. I really don't think Congress gives a shit about more trick or treat time as long as they can give themselves a pay raise.
4. If you give a kid more trick or treat time, they will get more candy. If they get more candy, they will eat more candy. If they eat more candy they will get fatter. Wait don't parents these days want their kids not to get fat.

OWWWW *insert brain hurting face here*